it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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