i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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