Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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