How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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