I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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