oh god the rape fog is back!
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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