This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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