i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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