Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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