His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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