It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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