That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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