Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm jealous of your bromance
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The best revenge is premature balding
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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