"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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