He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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