she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm both gender and math confused
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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