Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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