I must be too annoying 4 u.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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