we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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