On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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