shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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