i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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