wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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