Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
