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Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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