Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize
