i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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