i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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