I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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