before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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