He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
