How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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