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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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