My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
it glows. i had to have it.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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