I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
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We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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