By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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