and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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