She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
