so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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