Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
be right there i have to get my cape
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.