The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.