No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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