I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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