look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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