Your dad touched me again.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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