So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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