so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
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We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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