Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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