I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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