Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
