OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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