Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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