Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He felt like a one man threesome
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
there is puke in my bra ... again
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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