Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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