Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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