So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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